Audition! Do It! DO IT!
Just in case anyone actually reads this anymore, and especially anyone from the U Law School who still reads this:Audition for T.O.R.T.!!!The sign-up sheets for auditions have been posted on the...
View ArticleMr. Needle... Meet Mr. Haystack. Mr. Haystack, Mr. Needle.
I get to start doing document review at work. Man is that fun! Why don't they tell us about this stuff when we start law school?Me: "You mean I get to look through thousands of pages of documents in...
View ArticleHalloween, Gamma Style
For all of you who went to the Gamma House on Friday night, you were treated to a costume bonanza, including an Indian in a Whoopee Cushion and yours truly as one of the true greats of children's...
View ArticleSeriously, Audition for T.O.R.T.
I don't care if you think you don't have time... audition for the law school musical. I can't describe how much fun it is... and the show is going to be really awesome this year.1 If you don't...
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What the....?
I love it when you're trying to read the news online (like I was trying to do on CNN.com today), and you see a headline like this:1WTF?! Did I fall asleep and wake up in The Family Guy?2 My other...
View ArticleNonymous Author
Jeremy Blachman, of Anonymous Lawyer fame spoke at our school today talking about his blog, how he turned it into a novel, and why he decided not to work at a law firm. He also singed several copies of...
View ArticleDa Dementors
So I haven't posted in months (or is it years)... so rather than try to get back into it in a serious way, I'm going to post about something inane and (somewhat) pointless: Television.Was last night's...
View ArticleWarning-less
I saw a girl on the Light Rail yesterday studying for the LSAT. I resisted the urge to scream "DON'T DO IT! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!" But alas, no warning was forthcoming.
View ArticleLarceny: College Football Style
As I attempt to reclaim my blogging momentum, I would rather post about things completely devoid of legal significance... so I will post about college football instead. Michigan was robbed. Florida...
View ArticleFlashback Pickup Lines: Torts
I feel guilty for my lack of posts this semester, and have already gotten one request for the triumphant return of my lame-ass pick-up lines. Since I haven't started studying for my finals for this...
View ArticleCollege Football Continued
Continuing from my mini-rant on Monday about Michigan getting screwed over by the BCS, Espn.com has a cool article about what would happen if the NFL adopted a SBCS (Super Bowl Championship Series)...
View ArticleChen Go Bye Bye
I pause from my blogging of pick up lines for this announcement:Dean Jim Chen will be leaving the law school to become "Da Dean" at University of Louisville's Brandeis School of Law.Once again,...
View ArticleStatutory Pick Ups: No Not That Statutory
In honor of Dean Chen, I bring you the Chen inspired Statutory Interpretation Pick-Up Lines:"You've had the canons to interpret my heart since the moment you walked in the door."(Slightly Dirty) "Baby,...
View ArticleTaxes... at Eight in the Morning
I had one seminar on Tuesday, but otherwise I haven't really had any classes yet (I do have one on Monday morning, but we didn't have classes this last Monday because of MLK Jr. Day). But I'm making up...
View ArticleHappy Ga... Ga... Ga... Groundhogs Day
It's a good thing Phil was looking for his shadow in Punxsutawney (mid-20s this morning) instead of Minneapolis (below zero this morning), or he'd freeze his nuts off before he had a chance to look for...
View ArticleUnreasonable Super Bowl Recap
Was it just me or did the Super Bowl seem a little "eh" last night. The game was OK (obviously if you are an Indy fan, then it was awesome, and if you love Da Bears than it sucked like Rex Grossman...
View ArticleWhatever
Am I the only person who doesn't care (not even a little bit) that Anna Nicole Smith died? If you look at the lead stories cnn.com, foxnews.com, msnbc.com, usatoday.com and probably trillions of other...
View ArticleWhat I Learned on My Long Weekend
Minnesota had a long weekend until Tuesday (we call it the "Mental-Health Break" because we are sick bastards). Here is what I learned this weekend:Don't Go to Vegas During an All-Star Weekend -...
View ArticleAny Bets?
Anyone want to start a pool on when Britney will run away from rehab again now that she's back in? Given her recent track record, we'll have to do it in hourly (or perhaps half-hourly) blocks.I'll take...
View ArticleWhack-a-Doos On the Bus
I had an interesting experience yesterday on the bus. I was just riding along minding my own business, reading my Tax assignment and having as much fun as you can expect to have reading about business...
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Come to Frankenlaw!
Hell week has started, which means I will not be reading for class this week wheil we are getting ready for our debut at the Pantages. More importantly it means: Come see the T.O.R.T. show this...
View ArticleNo More TORT... *Sigh*
My second, and last, year of T.O.R.T. ended Saturday after our command performance at the Pantages. As predicted, it was funny, transcendant, and utterly awesome-gasmic. Here is a summary of my...
View ArticleLast Spring Break Ever
Back at school after my last Spring Break ever. What did I do with this glorious week off from school. Nothing, pretty much. Here were my limited accomplishments.- Finished and turned in my Minnesota...
View ArticleWhere the F@&$ Have You Been!
As you have clearly figured out, blogging has been a low priority for me this semester. So, if anyone is still checking back with me I apologize. I hope to post at least a little bit more before...
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Less Embarrassing, But Humbling
After last year's incredible display of physical prowess on my part (what with walking for 1/3 of the race and getting passed by people in strolles in the first mile), I did my best to "train" and...
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